Tuesday, September 2, 2008

The Nipple Connection


What my mother said: "I'm so mad I could spit nickels."
What I thought my mother said: "I'm so mad I have stiff nipples."

Two VERY different things.... It took me a minute to consider the possibility of nipples getting stiff as a result of anger before asking her to clarify what she said.

Also, when did my mom become 120 years old? Spitting nickels?

2 comments:

Mike said...

HAHAHAHAHA! was it via text message? no yoke!

Melissa said...

lol it wasn't via text, I actually thought she said it.