
What my mother said: "I'm so mad I could spit nickels."
What I thought my mother said: "I'm so mad I have stiff nipples."
Two VERY different things.... It took me a minute to consider the possibility of nipples getting stiff as a result of anger before asking her to clarify what she said.
Also, when did my mom become 120 years old? Spitting nickels?

2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! was it via text message? no yoke!
lol it wasn't via text, I actually thought she said it.
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