It's official. I HATE bumper stickers. Particularly political bumper stickers about abortion, the election and those god-awful ones that say something along the lines of "My child had lunch with Principal Crackhead at Dbag Elementary School." Who cares? Big deal, your kid ate lunch. Why should anyone driving behind your mini-van, minding their own business, have to be subjected to that useless piece of information.
I am also convinced that people who have anti-abortion stickers are bad drivers and a threat to everyone else on the road.
Case-in-point: The other night I was driving with a friend near the entrance to the parkway. A car in front of me, [I think it was a Toyota Corolla, for some reason all Toyota Corollas are like magnets for bumper stickers], had a sticker on it that said, "Save the Unborn" with a picture of a sorry-looking cartoon fetus next to the text. As we were driving, the fetus frenzy car proceeded to cut me off, nearly causing a dangerous accident. I suppose they were too concerned with protecting the unborn to keep an eye out for us live, already-born losers. If only I was an embryo, I wouldn't have to be mauled in an accident !
Anyway, my friend Mike suggested that I get my own bumper sticker, I mean, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?
My bumper sticker will read, "I eat the morning after pill for breakfast."
2 comments:
HAHAHAHA thats so true!
its always the Toyotas that have the stickers!
hahaha yes!
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